VIJ

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VIJ stands for Very Important Journal. NOT "vagina". I PROMISE

I need money. And I'll be needing it for the rest of my life :) But it's crucial at this point in my life that I start earning a lot. Details will be explained to those who are interested in my situation.

In order to increase my earnings, I am offering my talents as services in exchange for good ol' cash. Call me a freelancer, prostitute, or whatever you want. I accept paypal.

AREAS I EXCELL AT:
-Programming and technology
-Music
-Maths
-Learning and teaching
-Languages: Spanish, English, French
-Gaming

EXAMPLES OF SERVICES:
-Creating your website and launching it.
-Making a theme song for your character/comic/work of art.
-Covering a favorite song of yours with my charming voice.
-Answering your petty but headache-inducing math homeworks.
-Tutoring of any math subject, and any middle school subject.
-Writing upon an idea or outline of your creation.
-Translating what the latinos say to you ese.
-Optimizing/speeding up your slow ass computer.
-Getting your league of legends account to Gold or 30.
-Anything tech-related that you're struggling with.

I can do a lot of things, and I'm very serious, despite the comical mood of the journal :) Please contact me if there's anything you need help with, and we can discuss, depending on the difficulty of the task, how much you would be paying me. Heck, if it's simple enough, I might even do it for free. Thank you for your support and SEE YOU IN COURT
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missdisfortune's avatar
get some screenies up of the sites/examples of the work that you've done and copypasta them in here, and ill share the journal around